All the day you'll have good luck
But only if you're an identity thief.
Traditional sayings updated. Number 1.
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10 comments:
Have I missed something? Is this a living in Blighty in-joke? Or am I just being dim? Do enlighten.
Mya x
Excellent post! And so true. I look very suspicious when using cash machines, purely because I'm trying to prevent anyone looking when I punch in my pin number. I hunch over the machine and everything. Mac once asked me why I was hugging it.
Mya: Sorry if being too obscure. PIN = Personal identification number for withdrawing money, verifying store purchases using debit or credit card. Thieves are watching our every move, apparently, to try and gain access to PIN numbers and thus achieve knowledge of our financial souls.
Nunhead: I do this weird action, forming square round the screen with hands and everyday items from handbag. Invariably end up dropping/losing things, thus bringing comfort and succour to thieves.
How about this for No.2:
Red sky at night; turn off the light.
Red sky in morning: (yes, you guessed it) global warming...
Oh I see. I WAS just being dim. Der! Not firing on all cylinders today, must need tuning.
Mya x
Not at all, Mya. It's all on account of my Non Sequitor moment. Even I find them hard to follow.
Potty Mummy: Very good.Thank you. I sense an anthology in the making.
Lololololol! Very good. I have given you an award sweetie, come on over to my 'Exquisite dreams' blog to collect it.
Thanks, DJ. How very kind. Will be over v soon.
This is a variation on Potty Mummy's:
Red sky at night: shepherd's delight
Red sky in the morning: shepherd's warning
Minced beef and mashed potato: shepherd's pie
but hers and yours are MUCH better.
Iota: Yours is beginning to grow on me. Anything with food in it clearly a Good Thing.
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