Monday, 21 January 2008

Poetry, please, with Bad Lindy

(With many thanks to Megadik's tireless - and poetic - team of spammers, from whom all these lines, with the exception of the last one, are taken).

Megadik
The quicker pecker upper
Its improbable effect on the phallus
Erectile organ, improbable Monty, titanic bodypart
Means
That when I've
fallen I can still get it up.

Or should that be Phallen?

7 comments:

Frog in the Field said...

I'm a bit lost for words with this one Omega Mum, last time I looked you were talking about recorder practise! Am I lost?

Omega Mum said...

Not at all, F in the F - it's just that Megadik keeps sending me spam even if I change my email address and I've rather enjoyed their titles before deleting them. So has Lindy) Back to school very soon.

Irene said...

Many have fallen, but few can get up. For a quick pick me up, read Omega Mum. She is the quicker picker upper.

Omega Mum said...

Sweet I: Thank you for this lovely and poetic comment. I blush - and it takes a lot to bring a warm glow to these withered cheeks (any of them).

Anonymous said...

Since I've been reading you blogs which is a good few months now, I have noticed how much crap litters my spam box too and most of it is about getting a hard-on! Who has time to send these emails?

Crystal xx

Mya said...

He often refers to 'it' as a f***stick' in the spam I get.He makes it all sound so attractive...romantic.

Mya x

Omega Mum said...

CJ: Bad Lindy.

Mya: What, you're saying f***stick is attractive and romantic - or have I missed something?