One internet company has, very fortunately, found out how to solve your problems. Wanna know how? Just read on......
Tip 1:
'If it works, do more of it; If it doesn't work, do something different'
Honestly, would you have thought of that? No, you wouldn't. You wouldn't. Stop saying that, or I'll have to slap you.
'The problem is the problem; not the person'
Well of course it is. Unless, like a rose, it's a bison.
'Keep one foot in pain and one in possibility'
That gin-trap is sheer affectation. Of course it hurts. No, you can't gnaw your own leg off. I'm just going to call Alistair Darling. He's bound to know what to do.
The company, perhaps needless to say, 'provides solution-based management consultancy' achieved by 'taking on board concern and identifying resource to bring about change'.
Don't be silly. Of course you'd guessed.
Coming soon: Match the mission statement to the company. We'll guarantee you'll be challenged. That is, if you don't die of boredom first.
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7 comments:
If you have to keep one foot in pain and one in possibility, that must make for a very odd pair of shoes.
Lol!!
Lol, looking forward to mission statement matching!
Sounds like the company really "wows" people with their simplicity in reason.
Tina: I think that's a very profound saying, and one I intend to use.
Casdok: Glad you liked it.
DJ: Just need the time to do it and I'll post it.
Melinda: I'd love to know how many customers they have, and especially how they can possibly know what they're buying.
I'm definetly stopping by more often, thanks for the laugh tonight
Laura: Lovely to see you. You're assured of a warm, or bitter and twisted welcome depending on mood and circumstances, but hope you enjoy it, anyway.
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