Sunday, 12 August 2007

Holiday sub-texts

Wife with troubled marriage:
We're supposed to leave in an hour. He just lies on the bed and won't get up and says he won't come on holiday with us.

Bad Lindy:
Am cra**ing excessively so know I'm eating too much. But I don't care.

Cultured Mum:
Suffice a dire, il pleut des chats et chiens. En plus il neige en haut.

Vicky:
Am bored, f****d off c***. How the f*** r u?

12 comments:

I Beatrice said...

Thank God you're back! Nobody here at all (or nobody reading me at all anyway!) - and I brought Hortense back yeserday, just for you...

Am off myself at the end of the week, but shall take laptop and people with me - though may not be able to post from up there in the Tuscan hills.

Hope your hols went off better than Lindy's, CM's and Vicky's seem to have done!

Omega Mum said...

Lovely to hear from you and will be over soon.....You are so good to plan laptop on hols routine. Suspect laid-back lassitude might creep into even the most forthright of your characters, what with influence of scenery and wine!

Anonymous said...

Ladies!! Blogging is really slow right now,holidays, nice weather general sense of ennui and the worthlessness of existence etc.

Gwen said...

Nice to have you back. I really hope that you are working on that novel!

Mutterings and Meanderings said...

And what did you reply?

'I'm having a lovely time, darlings'?

Alda said...

That's what you get for going on holiday with the four of them, hey?

Omega Mum said...

Mutley: Thanks for this. Is it a call to greater exertion or are we supposed to go off and top ourselves out of desperation? Please let me know quickly as am just about to jump.

Gwen: I love the idea of the novel, but don't have a 50,000 word brain, unfortunately. So you do yours and I'll cheer, loudly.

M&M: What else can you say?

Alda: Can you imagine it? Beaches would clear in minutes.

Motheratlarge said...

Bet you didn't wish any of them were there.

Omega Mum said...

Bizarrely, no, M@L. Maybe next year.

Gwen said...

You never know Omega Mum. However I don't have such an interesting life to draw on. I might have to make significant chunks up. Once I am finished I will let you know.

Omega Mum said...

Gwen: MAKE THINGS UP! Good heavens, girl, I can scarcely credit it!

DJ Kirkby said...

fab! Loved these. Cultured Mom, lol I felt the same yesterday!