Tuesday 9 October 2007

Blinding bargains from F*******e*

Offered:
7.5 litres vinyl mat dulux paint. Colour " ointment pink".
Omega Mum's top homemaking tip: What a super theme for the rest of your lovely home. What about asking guests to freshen up in the Preparation H en-suite before dining al fresco on the Truss patio?

Offered:
Plain mirror with no frame. Would suit anyone with narcissistic tendencies or a dark hall. Alternatively an off-duty ballerina (just add barre) or a someone from the
red light district.
Omega Mum's homemaking tip: And once you've got that ballerina, narcissist and red-light worker together, just think of the scintillating after dinner chats you'll be able to enjoy together in the Hernia Suite.

(*Freecycle)

6 comments:

Gwen said...

So I take it that if you grazed your knee or had some other similar injury, you would apply some ointment pink. Mmm sounds lovely.

Omega Mum said...

I honestly have no idea, Gwen. Doesn't it sound vile, though? And who on earth would want it? I've certainly seen it on the Dulux colour chart (mind you, I've never looked, to be fair).

DJ Kirkby said...

Lolololololol...stoppit!

Motheratlarge said...

Yes, but does it come with the authentic smell of ointment pink, too? Or do we have to imagine that? Dinner at yours sounds like great fun.

lady macleod said...

LOL Really I think we should do a CAT scan on your brain; I would pay to see those thought patterns!

Omega Mum said...

Lady M: had brain checked out. Found a marble and loose change I lost when trying to feed a parking meter.

DJ: Oldest child said, 'Mum, surely you don't READ all these freecycle e-mails.' I told her somebody had to. Glad you enjoyed it and so sorry haven't been to Equisite Dreams - went to ahve another look at Hippy Wild Child, though not by mistake, as that would sound rude.

M@L: Have to go easy on the fold your own bandage napkins, though, or vicky and Bad Lindy get a bit over-excited